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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Reports: Bills RB James Cook ‘won’t be in Buffalo anytime soon’ - Buffalo Rumblings

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

An Invisible Force Has Been Eating Away at Mars for Centuries… and NASA Finally Caught It - The Daily Galaxy

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Microsoft June 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes exploited zero-day, 66 flaws - BleepingComputer

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Four measles cases confirmed in Navajo County, first in Arizona this year - ABC15 Arizona

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

What we know about Trump's latest travel ban - BBC

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Trump Media Raises $2.32B—Bitcoin Treasury and Big Moves Ahead - Bitcoin.com News

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

JWST captures its most extreme gravitational lens ever - Big Think

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

iOS 26 Could Bring Sleep Detection, Camera Controls, and New Gestures to AirPods - MacRumors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Cognizant's CEO tells us his counterargument to the idea that AI will decimate entry-level white-collar jobs - Business Insider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried